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Deanz's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 28 (From
9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 595 Points
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points Bully the weak.
25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points Bully your own boss.
25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
Unlocked 10/1/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (125/500 points)
Extreme Gardening
1st Bronze
Unlocked 4/3/10
5 Points Your very first bronze!
5 Points Your very first bronze!
1st Gold
10 Points
Your very first gold!
1st Silver
10 Points
Your very first silver!
Day area
10 Points
Complete day area!
Sunset area
25 Points
Complete sunset area!
All Bronzes
50 Points
Collect all bronzes!
Night area
50 Points
Complete night area!
All Golds
100 Points
Collect all golds!
All Silvers
100 Points
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/360 points)
farmBee
Can't Touch This!
Unlocked 2/19/10
5 Points Touch a stink bug.
5 Points Touch a stink bug.
Awful!
10 Points
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Not Bad.
25 Points
Score between 130k and 170k
Pollen Master!
Unlocked 2/19/10
25 Points Use up all of your pollen.
25 Points Use up all of your pollen.
Day Tripper
50 Points
Complete the daytime levels.
Fly By Night
50 Points
Complete the night levels.
Good!
50 Points
Score between 170k and 190k
Great!
50 Points
Score between 190k and 210k
Outstanding!
100 Points
Score over 210k
Perfect Game!
100 Points
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/465 points)
In Utero
Aborted
25 Points
Kill the boss without dying.
Supasperm
Unlocked 5/5/09
25 Points Beat the first level.
25 Points Beat the first level.
Impotent
Unlocked 5/5/09
100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz
100 Points
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Narcolyxii
Enter The Nightmare
Unlocked 2/22/10
5 Points Survive the first wave of attackers.
5 Points Survive the first wave of attackers.
Deadzone
10 Points
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Frosty The Ownman
Unlocked 2/22/10
10 Points Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
10 Points Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Imma' Chargin' Mah Laser
Unlocked 2/23/10
10 Points Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
10 Points Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Spray Them Down
10 Points
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Ol' Skinny
Unlocked 2/23/10
25 Points Purchase The Line of Death.
25 Points Purchase The Line of Death.
Lazy
50 Points
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Lock And Load
50 Points
Purchase every single turret.
The Eternal Sleep
50 Points
Get the bad ending.
The Awakening
Unlocked 2/23/10
100 Points Get the good ending.
100 Points Get the good ending.
The VX Specialist
100 Points
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (150/420 points)
Score!
Deaf
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points The sound of silence...
5 Points The sound of silence...
Frotteurism
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Let's take this outside!
5 Points Let's take this outside!
Quitter
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection
5 Points
Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter
5 Points
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash
5 Points
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence
5 Points
Put em up.
Alpha Male
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound
10 Points
Drink til you drop.
Cock Block
10 Points
Chicks before dicks.
Hungry
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag
10 Points
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting
25 Points
Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural
25 Points
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman
25 Points
Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's...
50 Points
...a hell of a good time!
Casanova
50 Points
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score!
100 Points
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 8/21 (55/380 points)
Talesworth Adventure Ep.1
A Novice No More
Unlocked 4/17/10
5 Points Solve every medium (teal) room
5 Points Solve every medium (teal) room
Noob Test
Unlocked 4/17/10
5 Points Solve every easy (blue) room
5 Points Solve every easy (blue) room
True Adventurer
10 Points
Solve every challenging (red) room
Warrior Proper
10 Points
Solve every hard (purple) room
Glutton for Punishment
25 Points
Solve every bonus (green) room
Purveyor of Finery
25 Points
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Hoard the Hoard
50 Points
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Thinking Things Through
50 Points
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)
Tax Time!
Burn Baby Burn!
Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points Forgo your worldly posessions.
10 Points Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man!
Unlocked 2/18/10
25 Points Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
25 Points Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall
Unlocked 2/18/10
50 Points Send a Lexus back to the shop.
50 Points Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
the classroom 3
LEARNER
5 Points
Complete the tutorial.
PERVERT
5 Points
What are you staring at?
BULLY
10 Points
Punch the geek.
CHEATER
Unlocked 6/23/09
10 Points Finish the first level.
10 Points Finish the first level.
ONE SLICK KID
25 Points
Alter the test.
VETERAN
25 Points
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
FUTURE GRADUATE
50 Points
Complete the game without using passwords.
PERFECTIONIST
100 Points
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/230 points)